Nada fictício.

Me: You confuse me.

Him: I’m also a boy, and my theory is that boys are so simple, we seem complex and confusing to girls. Whereas girls are so complex, they are confusing to boys.

Me: Boys and girls are the same, equally confusing and complex, because no one really says what they mean. And that is horrible and makes life confusing and complex.

Him: I still say boys are far less complex. There are times when we can be thinking about absolutely nothing. Girls can have more than one thought at a time (so I’m told). That is insane.

Me: And to finish it, I must say I hate boys (you have a hater here). Maybe it is for being so air head, as you said in your email, they never get any of things girls try so hard to say without really saying it and that is maybe where the confusion starts. From this conversation and from that thing “girls say 10.000 words per day and men say 1/3 of that” (everything very sexist, I must say), I understood why people read so much those books “women come from Mars and men from Venus”. =P

Him: I try not to sound sexist, but I guess sometimes it comes off that way. My apologies

* E sim, eu errei o nome do livro. Os homens vêm de Marte e as mulheres de Vênus. Ou ao menos assim dizem.